Now, in an act of selfless charity, I’m passing this treasure of pleasure on to you as an easy-to-follow guide. Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I’ve ever used or ever hope to use to pick up chicks and give them the business. He Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the per‑ sistent player. Again, sincerely, thanks for purchasing this book. How? By giving you self-confidence and proving that you really are somebody who matters (even though you’re not). But all of that is going to change because now, with the help of The Playbook, you’ll be able to ap‑ proach any beautiful woman you want and trick her into sleeping with you. There are millions of unattractive chumps just like you all over the place who apparently never want to sleep with a woman.
Geez, buddy, you’re kind of a mess, huh? Ooh, I bet you smell too. You’re dressed like an overgrown eighth grader. Irst of all, thanks for purchasing this book! Now, if you’re reading this, I’m guessing you’re either too pathetic to pick up girls on your own, or you’re looking for some creative ideas to spice up your repertoire-but my money’s on “too pathetic to pick up girls on your own.” You stumble up to a woman and stammer in a rehearsed yet cracking voice, “Can I get your number?” Your trembling hands are stuffed in your pockets in a futile attempt to look cool.
Introduction What is The Playbook? How Does The Playbook Work? How to Use The Playbook ASS Test The History of The Playbook Barnediction You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. The Playbook is dedicated to those beautiful creatures that can make a young boy’s heart leap, a middle-aged man weep with joy, and an old man smile: boobs. The playbook / by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn. For more information or to book an event contact the Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau at 1-86 or visit our website at Designed by Ruth Lee-Mui Illustrations by Jenni Hendriks Manufactured in the United States of America 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Kuhn, Matt.
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